erma bombeck quotes

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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