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There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous.
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I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
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Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
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I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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