groucho marx quotes

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows , marriage does.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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