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A good leader not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible.
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Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.
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God only puts us through as much as we can handle, So the people who struggle the most, have been chosen by God to be the strongest ones.
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God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and it takes a lot of faith. but it's worth the wait.
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You may find the worst enemy or best friend in yourself.
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The moment when he rolls over, puts his arms around me and pulls me closer in his sleep. This makes life complete.
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A gentleman wants to show his partner that she is valuable and worthy of respect.
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I want to show him that he has not been loved before. I can make love to his soul for eternity.
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You make me complete. I love you so much, I didn’t know what love meant until I met you.
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I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.
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Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!
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I'm sorry officer but I can't stop speeding!; the earth is spinning way over the speed limit in this zone.
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If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
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I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
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Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
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Most of the time!; when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.Most of the time!; when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.Most of the time!; when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.But when you fart just one time!;
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When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them Just water for me, thanks.' , Fish
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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty, then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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For 2014 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!
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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
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What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes!; But enough about me, how are you doing?
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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
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Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
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The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.
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In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
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Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
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If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
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Most of the time!; when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.Most of the time!; when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.Most of the time!; when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.But when you fart just one time!;
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I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
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I'm fast, great and unstoppable! You're a train??
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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
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Man came down from the tree, then he cut the tree down.
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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
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Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
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I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
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I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation!; twice a year.
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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The broccoli says I look like a small tree', the mushroom says I look like an umbrella', the walnut says I look like a brain', and the banana says Can we please change the subject?'
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
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He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, he loves me! And he thought, wow this sidewalk is icy!
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Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too? Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
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Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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If you want a good golf swing adjust the nut at the other end of the club!
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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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Store sign: Why go somewhere else and waste your money? Come here!
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Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine, unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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When you fall, I will be there to catch you , With love, the floor.
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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
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They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
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For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet!; we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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This e-book is terrible, I'm going to burn it! I mean delete it!;
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Those who snore always fall asleep first.
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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
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A good dog is a bad dog.
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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
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The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to the bathroom door.
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